Phlegilem Muscles, and other crap I made up off the top of my head

Ok, I made that whole thing up about blowing water through your pores, using your phlegilem muscles (ya think??). It was incredibally stupid, but I needed to write something, and I wanted to see if anyone actually tried it. I'm very sad to say that...I did. It didn't work, of course, and I just ended up blowing water everywhere.

So...did anyone actually try?

No?

Not even a little bit?


Oh. Ok. I-I understand.