The Adamant's Debate

Ok, if you know me, you know that I'm really not this dumb. It just shows up in my writing, Ok? Got that? Good. Now, if you don't know me, then why are you reading my blog? So get going; there are plenty of other eligible young stalketts.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

PREGNANT...

No, not me, you sickos! But Faith is. Hurrah!! They (of course) don't know what gender it is, and are not going to find out (apparently) until the birth.

I've decided to call it Gumbi. I don't care if the nick name doesn't stick with other people, but whether it be a girl or a boy, it's name is now Gumbi. They may choose to ignore my silly name and call it Samantha, Gerald, Cornelia or whatever, but GUMBI I DUB THEE.

And that's that.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Phlegilem Muscles, and other crap I made up off the top of my head

Ok, I made that whole thing up about blowing water through your pores, using your phlegilem muscles (ya think??). It was incredibally stupid, but I needed to write something, and I wanted to see if anyone actually tried it. I'm very sad to say that...I did. It didn't work, of course, and I just ended up blowing water everywhere.

So...did anyone actually try?

No?

Not even a little bit?


Oh. Ok. I-I understand.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

A post simply titled: it

Terribly sorry for a month lacking of posts (although you probably didn't sit by the computer every day, waiting for a post to appear...).

I am very happy right now, because I looked up, and there sat an open bag of red&white mints, just waiting for me!! I didn't know they lived here; what a perfect surprise!

Isn't this heat terrible?? In some parts of our county, it was over 100 degrees!! Here it was 95, and I felt like I was frying. It's horrible, and there's no good place in our house to go to cool off. Last night, I had this big fan pointed straight at me on my bed, and it was turned to super speed. Only then was I able to drift off. My only relief has been swimming in the village pool, and at the Hogan's. It's crazy, I tell you.

Hey, did you know that if you swallowed some water, plugged your nose, closed your mouth (and your food/liquid pipe) and blew really hard, it comes out of your pores? It's just very little tinie-winie drops, but it's something about water squeezing through the phlegilem muscles, and through the outer pores on your cheeks and nose. It's the strangest feeling ever; you should try it!


That post was informative, hands-on, apoligetic, and tottally random, all in one!! Don't you just adore me?