Joy's Opinion On: Stereo Types

You know, all these steroe types derive from basic truth. For example, some steroe types that are mostly true:
The Irish are drunks
Italians love garlic and salt
Black men tend to like women with large butts and boobs
Jewish people love money
Germans play acordians
The English drink tea and eat crumpets at tea-time

Ok, I can make fun of five stereo types on that list, since I'm Italian (yeah!), Irish, German, English, and there's still a debate to whether I'm part Jewish or not (it's a long story). I think I fit most of those stereo types pretty well:
I LOVE garlic and salt, and rarely eat dinner/lunch without them
I'll occasionally enjoy a good beer (but the fact that I'm not allowed to drink that much controlls my drunk side =D)
Ever since I was little, I've wanted to play the accordian
I love making money (but not to the extent that it consumes me)
I love tea, and I'm not sure but if crumpets are what I think they are I love them too

Isn't awsome, when you're a lot of nationalities, cause then you can make fun of them without feeling guilty! Listen to this:

There was an Brit, a Scot, an Irish man at a bar, and all had a mug of beer. Three fly's swoop down and land in each of their drinks. The Brit shivers in disgust and orders a fresh drink. The Scot picks the fly out of his beer and continues of drink. The Irish man takes the fly out of his drink and screams into his face,
"Spit it out lad! Spit it all out!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ooo, here's another one:

There was an Italian, an Irish, and a German man, all working on top of the same building. Now, lunch time came, and they all opened up their lunch boxes,
"Spaghetti for the third time in a row!" Cried the Italian, "If my wife makes this for me again tomorrow, I'm going to throw myself off this building!"
"Cornbeef and cabbage!" Cried the Irish man, "If my wife makes this for me again tomorrow, I'm going to throw myself off the building!"
"German chocolate cake!" Cried the German, "If my wifes make this for me again tomorrow, I'm going to throw myself off the building!"
So the next day, it's lunch time, and they all open their lunch boxes,
"Oh good, ravioli." Said the Italian.
"Phew, beer." Said the Irish. Now the German opened his lunch box, took one look inside, and ran and threw himself off the building. The Italian started laughing, and the Irish said,
"What's so funny?! This guy just killed himself!"
"I know, but he makes his own lunches."