Joy's Opinion On: The True Monsters
In my opinion, children shouldn't be afraid of monster's like: Boogieman, Frankenstein, Godzilla or King Kong. The ones they should fears are the ones who sneak around your house with baskets of poisened candy; craftily slide down your chiminey without permission and somehow don't get burned; and are created by a group of kids, melt in the Spring, then come back to life again in the Winter.
Yes, my children, I am speaking of the worst of them all:
The Easter Bunny
Santa Clause
and FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!
How freaky are these creatures? Very. No one knows where they came from, or why they're here in the first place. How the heck do they know your name, and how is it their business what you want for Christmas?
Why do they dress up? Are they afraid of people discovering their true idendities?
And if you were a good child at all, you would know never to take candy or toys from a stranger, so why is it okay to open presents from Santa, and eat candy from the Easter Bunny?
So why do kids live in fear of the monsters under their beds, when they should really be fearing the chimney or the snow?
posted by Joy and Becky (cause becky still hasn't figured out how to get her own username) @ Tuesday, April 18, 2006
14 Comments:
Joy, your sense of humor is dreadful and hilarious. I am horrified and amused at the same time.
Should I be complimented? I'm confused.
wow very true i never thought of it that way! lol nice joy i like it
I was going to say exactly what Faith said. Please grow up to be a writer.
Also, I think you should do a blog about Laurel.
Nice! Very true, Joy. Very true!
Lol! Nice Grace!
Oh my goodness! Grace commented on my blog! And the comment was actually nice! You must be feeling bad for me because of my appendix fiasco. Ah well, I take what I get.
But you know, there is one beast that is infinately more terrifying than all the rest. It is called . . .
RUDOLF THE RED-NOSED REINDEER!
Yes my friends, Mr. Reindeer has naught on his mind but the prospect of eating carrots! Each time Christmas Eve rolls around, he will land in your garden and gobble down your precious orange fruits!
And if that were not enough to make you trmble with fear . . .
(note to parents: the following content should be previewed by you or a legal guardian before it is read by the eyes of your children)
. . . The CIA has recently uncovered evidence that Rudolf ("The Red-Nosed") Reindeer is involved in an evil plot to take over the world, a plot let by none other than the infamous Santa Claus! Yes, though you innocent-minded citizens of the world may find it hard to believe, Mr. Claus has in his posession 20 kilograms of weapons-grade uranium. And one of these days, if he is not stopped, he will activate the bomb and drop it over the edge of his famous flying sleigh (which is in fact a gift from a late Russian general who used to be a scientist)and it will truly be a Christmas to remember.
Now my friends, you see why you should never trust the fat man in the red suit or his evil, red-nosed comrade.
P.S. Please do not ask me where I obtained this information. I will be forced to tell you that I know nothing about it and if you question me about my job I will say that I work for a bank in the west of london.
Actually Kelly Clarkson was the key word (or name whatever!). Since Katie my friend doesn't really like her. There are small ways of deciphering it I suppose...
Lol! Nice! That horrid riendeer! But with Anti Pesto out there protecting our veg we will still have our Giant Vegitable Competition. Thank goodness for that! We are simple folk! We live for that competition! It's all we have!
Can someone fill me ini am so confused!!!!!!!! lol
Katie, the other Katie (Katie H.) is now posting as 001, so don't be worried that someone is impersonating you. And the Anti Pesto thing is from Wallace and Gromit: The curse of the Wererabbit.
thankyou Joy!!! lol i am a little slow so bere with me :)
lol yah
~*~♥Amy♥~*~
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